F.A.T-Chapter Four
I shoveled a spoonful of Colostone ice cream into my mouth and grinned as Alfred sulked. He still refused to tell me what Mum had said to him. I tried not to laugh, but his sad puppy face was priceless. Honestly, he should be glad, between Mum and Funke, he had people keeping him in check. “Heyyy, cheer up. You brought me out to make me happy, don’t go all moody on me.” I flicked my spoon, sending a perfect shot of ice cream onto his white Polo. “Heyyy!” he flared. “Heyyy yourself,” I mimicked with exaggerated annoyance, then stood to leave. “Where are you going?” “Home.” “Home?” “Yes. I don’t like jerks.” As I brushed past him, he tugged my arm, smiling. “Sit.” I gave him a look. He chuckled. “Please sit.” I obeyed, smug at the sweet mess melting on his Polo. “I’ll get you for that,” he warned. “God didn’t teach you to revenge.” “I’m getting a lot of lectures these days. I must really suck at being a believer.” “Amen, brother.” He snickered and dabbed a bit of ice cream ont...